Thursday, September 15, 2005

Monday, September 12, 2005

Dear Diary,

First, some effin' punk at thinks he had the best weekend ever. Great, this guy gets his trip paid for by a multibillion dollar media monster, tools around in a rented gas guzzler, and writes about cornhole. Did he chug cans of Miller High Life Light while groovin' to Seger on U.S. 23 North and South? Did he roll with Ted? (Any Ted would do.) This guy may get the glory, but we know the truth. We had The Killer Time, and we need no self-serving memorial. Besides, rock and roll never forgets.

Second, I wanted to pass along a post-trip story. I left my mobile phone on the bus. (By the way, apologies to Billy Ho and Beaver Retriever. I am glad you found other accommodations.) Sunday morning, Ted found my phone buried in one of the seats. I drove to Grandview and found Ted performing an exorcism to rid the bus of all spirits, including, but not limited to, Captain Morgan, Jagermeister, and the spirit bags. I took a quick tour of the bus to see if anything else was left behind. In one of the cabinets, there was a nice leather bound journal. On each page was a brief description of past road trips that people had taken with the bus and signatures of the participants. Unfortunately, Ted did not inform us about this journal earlier, but I was able to make an entry on behalf of The Killer Time. It reads roughly as follows:

September 10, 2005

ND v. UM

From Columbus to Ann Arbor and back.

Both games on the same day.

The Killer Time

Not very artful, but it should do the trick. I am glad that I had this opportunity to hang out with each of you. The Killer Time was truly brilliant, and I hope we can do something like this again.

Kind regards,

Friday, September 09, 2005


KT Is Here Bitches

Remember: Be Punctual to bus after Michigan game.

15 point spread with 5:00 to go and we're out of Ann Arbor.

You'll receieve instructions on where to meet once we're in Ann Arbor.

Every man for himself on tix. (Same for womyn.)

Introduce yourself to your host family.

Be respectful of your accomodations tonight and tomorrow.

Bring your cell phone. Have it charged.

Have fun KT participants, you'e earned it!

Go Irish!

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Replacement Players

A list of deadbeats has not been posted. So I am assuming that everyone has anted up.

If we need anyone else, I have some suggestions.

1. A nun;

2. LaChania "B.D." Govan;

3. Lindsey Lohan.

I think we can make room on the bus for these three.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

The Bus

What in the world does sure-shot first ballot NFL Hall of Famer Jerome "The Bus" Bettis have to do with KT?

Well, like many participants, he is a Domer, but that's not all.

RAM has learned today through our bus company, that he literraly used to own the bus we are using for KT.

How cool!


Tuesday, August 16, 2005

9/10/05 is Quickly Approaching

ND/U of M Tickets on e-bay are dropping in price.
The weather is going to be nice.
It's that special time of year.
So let's drink tons of beer!

HT: Manny

Wednesday, August 10, 2005


9/10 is rapidly approaching and in P.O. Box 429 today we found coin from the following KT participants:

1. Boooofa
2. Green(e)
3. The Blocker
4. (G)abe*

We have many empty promises from the rest of you, but we'll update after Thursday's mail is delivered.

* B/C (G)abe is in Alaska, he apparently recruited his Bitch the Blocker to send his 125 bones as the Blocker paid (G)abe's way, albeit inexplicably with 2 one hundred and twenty five dollar checks instead of one for two-fitty.